I was at youth group with my best friend Richard. We put our arms around each other’s shoulders and swayed along to the slow worship songs....

I was at Manifest Discs shopping for pop punk CDs at 16 years old. I flipped through the Punk section (you could tell it was the punk sectio...

Here's how I get girls. I bumble up to the bar, say hello to the bartender (whom I know because I am an alcoholic,) order the same thi...